Eugene Zuckerberg is a character role-played by Vader.
General Description[]
Eugene Zuckerberg is a crazy elderly man. Many people think Eugene has dementia, or as he calls it, "dimensions", even though it's more of an excuse that he uses for his criminal behavior. Eugene is a corrupt as a police officer.
Jobs[]
Legal Jobs[]
Eugene is a part time cop under the callsign #35+ (previously #1)
| Rank | Insignia | Note | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Commissioner |  |
Hired; Badge #1 | June 6th, 2021 |
| Commissioner | |
Current; Badge #35+ | June 4th, 2021 |
|---|
Criminal Activity[]
Eugene is a bank robber and a criminal when he's not doing police work.
Quotes[]
- "My car!"
- "My door!"
- "STUPID LOCAL!"
- "Hwot?"
- "Uhhuh"
- "Excuse me?!"
- "What did you call me?"
- "Why problem make when you no problem have you don't want to make?"
- "I am not old, I'm 35+"
- "Fuck 12!"
- "AAAAaaaahhhh.... JESUS!"
Trivia[]
- Has claimed to have fought in 130 "world wars" and have accomplished many other feats:The Boer War, the War of 1812, the Civil War, the Battle of Yavin, the Battle of Hastings, the Battle of Helm's Deep, he carried the cross for Jesus, starred in The Garden of Eden, he's the First Creator of Man, he created the Earth in seven days, fought in a battle against the Roman Empire against 2.4 billion Romans (who he killed with his Panzer Tank), the Battle of Endor, the War of the Five Kings, World War Z, the Battle of Wakanda, climbing Mt. Everest in the nude, the Vietnam War, four American Revolutions, the Infinity War parts I and II, the War of the World, cut off Van Gogh‘s ear (in a bar fight), he sunk the Titanic, the Dunkirk War, he fought Private Ryan, built the Berlin Wall (with own fecal matter), you sank my battleship, the Star Wars, the Clone Wars, Battle of the Bastards, and stopped Chernobyl from erupting.
- Eugene's mental health is a taboo subject; though everyone believes he is crazy, and several doctors have suggested he has Dementia.
- Has claimed to have been reborn again at Easter but was once thousands of years old.
- Claims to have invented The Frisbee, going Left, running, the Aeroplane, and the Onion.
- Is related to everyone in the city.
- Once ran a Taxi Cab service; the rate was $1,000.
- Paints all of his vehicles salmon, including vehicles he's stolen and then returned to the owner.
- Eugene hates being called "old" and will hunt down anyone who calls him it.
Cars[]
List of vehicles owned by Eugene:
- Kalahari [https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Kalahari]